CRAZY FACTS

CRAZY FACTS

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to 
heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall looses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm..)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Still want 2 b the pig)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that)

Starfish have no brains(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

omgosh im 23!

Where did time go?!?

anyways i will be babysitting. and then my sister Teirra will be coming over then i dunno :) and then on Friday im gettin my little niece which im syked about :)

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doomes day- 5-21-2011

Wow is all i can say to people. I mean why trust man when the bible clearly states "NO MAN KNOWS THE HOUR OR DAY not even the ANGELS in heaven knows" It really tripps me out and honestly i think its a little funny well actually HILARIOUS that people are freakin out about ONE man prediction. little crazy if you ask me but who am i to say whos crazy in all of this. Anywho cant wait til 6:01 to say Told ya so.

omgoodness what a day.

So i wake up to my mother fussing at my little brothers, she has never fussed at them this hard. Any ways she was pratically screamin at them because they made a mess in the kitchen while she was sleeping. Then when i get up she starts fusing at me... hello do NOT start fussing at me when i first get up its really RUDE and very unwelcoming it makes me want to go back to bed. anyways i look at my room and its a total disaster because my brothers decided to "play" in ALL my stuff: clothes, tapes, everything on my dresser and everything. so of course i start almost imedaitly cleanin up or well straightning up my room because i couldnt hardly walk without steping on something.Then she starts fussing at me because im cleaning up MY room instead of helping her cleaning up the front 2 rooms (livingroom and kitchen) well ive gotten to the point well i say forget it im not listening to you. so i pratically ignore her for the 10-15 mins shes fussing and hollering at me. Well after making 3 trips to the building washing clothes and taking my clothes to the building she decides we need to go to the store for the boys toothpaste and to get the dogs a flea collar. well after that we went to Walgreens to get my allergy meds and my brothers flouride tablets and to biglots so i can get ME a vaccume cleaner she says i would like to start going back to Ryans but the boys wont behave so i suggest well less take them on a trial run to Ryans and see how they do well Lou is exhaused hardly didnt want to eat and Sam well he just wanted to drink his drink. So after she got her belly full and out of the house some she was fine. and then we get back home and all hell broke out loose AGAIN. im startin to think this house is a curse or something because i dunno theres NO peace whatsoever in this household ever since my daddy left.  so yeah its been a OMG i wish this day would end already.

2011 Jan- April

Well i looked at my blog and almost immediately noticed that i havent blogged "decently" Since like Thanksgiving "2010" So here it goes....
Live has been well not good. Well atleast not for my health anyways. I found out in September of last year that i had gallstones. Got that taken care of Feb 16, 2011. And then a week later my allergies started messig up BAD!! So i went to my ENT (ears nose & Throat Doctor)  They put me on steroids for 2 weeks (worst 2 weeks EVER) and on an antibiotic for 3 weeks. Still didnt help the triple ear infection. So just 2 weeks ago i had to have a tube be put into my right ear IN THE OFFICE. *i advise yal to not get that done*And lets just say it was a pain to have done. So now tomorrow i have to go for my checkup on my ear and get to have a hearin test done. GO ME. YAL pray for me please! So that is whats goin on with me so far for 2011.

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